Phone bill

The phone bill was exceptionally high and

the man of the house called a family meeting.

On a Saturday morning after breakfast...

Dad:

People this is unacceptable.
You have to limit the use of the phone.
I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.

Mom:
Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone.

Son:

Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile.

Maid:

So!! - what is the problem??? We all use our work telephones !!!!!