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Unusual Music Player

You already listen about the iPod and Walkman but what you will say this new music player. He is listening music on laptop like iPod and Walkman while cooking...

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School life like English movies

School life like English movies:

1. School       =  Jurassic Park
2. Principal    =   King Kong
3. Vice Principal  =  Hulk
4. Teachers    =  Aliens
5. Class Guys  =  Planet of Apes
6. Class Gals   =  Charlies Angels
7. Syllabus      =  Deep Blue Sea
8. Exam         =  Mission Impossible
9. Invigilator  =  Terminator
10. Results       =  2012 

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Shocking Telegrams - Very Funny

TELEGRAM #1

 

A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as:

"father, your daughter has been successful in BED."

TELEGRAM #2

A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a telegram to his wife: "I wish you were here."

The message received by wife: "I wish you were her."

TELEGRAM #3

A wife with near maturing pregnan! cy goes to railway station to return to her husband.

At the reservation counter, while her turn came, it was the last ticket.

Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in the queue, she offered her berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her husband which reached as:

"Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birth to an old lady."

TELEGRAM #4

A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake.

The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake.

Well he thinks for a while and says:

Let's put, "you are not getting older you are getting better".

The salesman asks, "How do you want me to put it?"

The man says, Well put "You are not getting older", at the top and "! You are getting better" at the bottom.

The real fun didn't start until the cake was opened the entire party watched the message decorated on the cake:

"You are not getting older at the top, you are getting better at the bottom".

TELEGRAM #5

A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her parent's house in Delhi .

When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his servant to send a telegram to his wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer.

He sent a telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she fainted.

It was written:

'Sethji aaj mar ! gaye! (Sethji Ajmer gaye )

Japanese writing

If you can't read the Japanese writing above try tilting your head to the right!

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Can you name this Bike?

Ram Charan And Allu Arjun Selling 'Khaajas'

 

Ram Charan and Allu Arjun are not just endorsing internationally branded soft drinks and other products.

They also give value for our traditional Tapeswaram Khaja and posing this way. The two young heroes of Tollywood are chilling out holding two ‘mega’ Tapeswaram Khajas in their hands posing for suruchifoods that deals with sweet business. Indeed, actress Jayaprada is also another celebrity to endorse Suruchi’s Tapeswaram Khaja.

Tapeswaram is a village in East Godavari, that’s famous in making madatha khaja in desired sizes!

Doctors Vs Engineers

Professor at IIMs explaining Marketing concepts to Students

Professor at IIMs explaining Marketing concepts to Students:

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. "Marry me!"

        - That's ''Direct Marketing"

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. "Marry him."

       -That's "Advertising"

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me 

       - That's "Telemarketing"

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?" 

       - That's "Public Relations"

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich! "Can you marry me?"

        - That's "Brand Recognition"

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. 

        - That's "Customer Feedback"

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. 

        - That's "demand and supply gap"

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person comes and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him 

        -That's "competition eating into your market share"

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives.

         - That's "restriction for entering new markets"

Three stupid stages of life

Teen age: Have Time + Energy …but No Money

 

Working Age:

Have Money + Energy …but No Time

 

Old age:

Have Time + Money …but no Energy