Funny SMS's

"IT IS EASY TO SEARCH GOD, BUT DIFFICULT TO SEARCH HIDDEN CAMERAS"

--Swami Nithyananda.

In Ghajini, if Surya was killed instead of Asin,
the movie will cross over 1000cr. Why ?
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Then Asin will have to write everything on her body. 

Once James Bond met a Dog
he said I am Bond james Bond............

Then dog Bites him & said i am KUKKA PICHHI KUKKA 

 There is one glass if u said any false statement in front of that u will die.
american :i think i'm not laziest person he died.
Australian : i think my country is no 1 in the world he died
Sardar : i think ..................... He died.

heights of laziness
Son : Dad 1 Glass water ivvu
Dad : nuvve techuko
Son : plz ivvu
Dad : malli adigitey Tanta
Son : tanataniki vachetapudu water tisukonki raaaaa

A man called FM Radio & said " i have found a wallet with 15000 Rs/-, a credit card & and id card of Mr : krish ,shop no 13,afdal gubnj ,hyd-36..

Rj: how honest so you want to return his wallet ??

man : no way..!!, u crazy !!!
i just wanted to dedicate him a sad song 

Ultimate answer while changing the job.

Interviewer: why did you leave your last job?
Applicant : B'coz the company shifted the office and didn't tell me where......

Two lovers plan to suicide

Boy : jumps 1st
Girl closed her eyes and returned back
Boy in air opens parachute and shouts "Naku telusey mee gurunchi anduke parachute esukoni dukhanu "  

The answer to the toughest question is here!

"when will u know u r in LOVE?"

U know it when U start looking for the cheapest mobile plan.

3 stages in a guy's love life..

Stage 1:
Ye maaya chesave

Stage 2:
Enduku maaya chesave

Stage 3:
Jeevitham buggi paalu chesave

A boy wrote
luv letter wit his BLOOD 2 a medical girl& said
"Plz reply 4 my letter"
Girl reply:
Blod grp B+
Hemoglobin-8
Sugar-ok
Fees-100Rs