Telugu Jokes

Indiam Pm: we r sending indians to moon next year
obama : how many ??
PM : 3 oc
5 BC
8 MBC
7 SC/ST
2 SPL QUOTA
Obama: MERU EE JANMALO MARARU RAAAAAAA
 

Monkey : amma na pelli eppudu avutudhi??
enthasepu agali

mother monkey: 1 min agamma pelli koduku msg chaduvutunnadu adi kagane venmtane nee pelli
 

Gemini Music tv lo Lady Anchor : meedi ee colony andi
caller : dilsukhnagar
Anchor : nenu same.. ee colony
Caller : sai colony
Anchor : same colony .. ee apartment
Caller : vijetha
Anchor : same apartment .. ee flat
Caller : 201
Anchor : naadi same flat .intaki meru evarandi ??
caller : Nee Mogudunne donga munda keys ekkada pettav ???
 

high laziness
Son : Dad 1 Glass water ivvu
Dad : nuvve techuko
Son : plz ivvu
Dad : malli adigitey Tanta
Son : tanataniki vachetapudu water tisukonki raaaaa
 

A kid gets zero in a paper
Father angrily asks:Wats this?

Kid :Teacher dint have more stars to give, so she started giving MOONS


In a Hospital a Doctor Was Dismissed For Reading a Book
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Guess the Name Of That Book?
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'How To Become a Doctor In 30 Days!'

 

Beggar:give me one rupee sir.
Balu:no money. Beggar: pls giv any old clothes
balu:no cloths no articls.
Beggar:ra annaya kalisi adukundam
 

Balu: Cha inta kastapadi operation chesina patient bathaka lede.
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Nurse: Ori sachhinoda nuvu chesindi operation kadu ra
"POSTMORTOM"